give me liberty or give me fudge

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The Doctor:
I'm not your boyfriend, Clara.
Clara:
I never thought you were.
The Doctor:
I never said it was your mistake.
Clara:
The Doctor:
Clara:
The Doctor:
Wasn't mine either.
The Doctor:
Fuckin' Moffat.

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soccer-mom:

screwsociety:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

"I’M BLEEDING….. that’s okay i can still do it"

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO EVER

WHY WOULD YOU DO IT INDOORS?!

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magicalflyingbrows:

adthenewt:

superciliousassbutt:

m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e:

superciliousassbutt:

m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e:

detectiveincamelot:

m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e:

morgrana:

but what do americans call biscuits

Wait what are British biscuits? these are american biscuits. 

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WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY?!

They are American biscuits. 

…That is not a biscuit. 

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These. These are biscuits. 

Those are cookies. 

These are cookies:

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Everything else is a biscuit. 

THOSE AMERICAN BISCUITS ARE SCONES 

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Filed under ah the smell of linguistic adventure and american ridiculousness no offence but when you call a scone a biscuit you are wrong my friend WRONG LIKE A CARROT SANDWICH